It’ finally happening. I’m going over to the dark side: WordPress. More specifically https://grinder91.wordpress.com/
Fear not, I am fully aware that noone is reading my posts. “So why tell us that you’re closing up this blog and opening a brand new awesome blog on WordPress?” you’ll be asking…
The answer is easy: common courtesy. On the off-chance that someone other than my beautiful girlfriend (love you <3) is reading the stuff I write, I just want to warn these unlucky fellas that I’m moving and tell them why.
Sooo let’s start from the beginning: why did I use Blogger in the first place?
Well after doing a bit of research I still had no idea which was better: Blogger or WordPress, so I decided to look around their respective websites and decide… that’s when it struck me: Blogger could be used with my google account! No new username and password to remember! no terms to agree to without reading, fearing that I agreed to giving up my liver or something like that…
So I happily chose Blogger.
Next is: why Blogger sucked balls.
The only good thing about Blogger is that it is extremely easy to use, the rest is shit. While it’s true that you must learn nothing to use it it is also true that you can’t do shit with your blog.
So I unhappily turned to WordPress like this incredibly cute sad cat.
And finally… why WordPress also sucks balls but is still slightly better than the shitpile google calls Blogger.
If Blogger is a retarded monkey, WordPress is a hipster: you don’t like him but you hang out with him anyway because there’s noone else around. You hate the retarded monkey because it throws poop everywhere and you can’t do shit with it, but at least it doesn’t continuosly tell you how cool it is like the Hipster does.
To clarify, here’s a monkey throwing shit and a hipster
But this metaphore confuses me, so I’ll go back to calling WordPress WordPress and Blogger Blogger.
Blogger is bad, but at least it doesn’t talk to me like a stupid child. Yes… WordPress does that, if you don’t believe it check out http://learn.wordpress.com/
Also I hate the fact that it tries to sell me themes and premium upgrades at every turn, at least Google has the decency to deceive you in to thinking that you can make money with ads!
But in the end WordPress is better, since it lets you tweak your blog more and there’s the vain hope that someone will realize that I need a Theme with a decent interface for comics.
Soo that’s it. Now you know why and I’ll tell you when: today I start moving stuff from Blogger to WordPress and in one week I’ll kill this blog.
I’m sorry but today there’ll be no cool biology trivia, to get some visit me at https://grinder91.wordpress.com/
Bye Blogger, it’s not you, it’s me